23 Days Until Christmas | 20 Days until Hanukkah
1. A Partridge in a Pear tree
So the Partridge and a pear tree like one gift together, or is the Partridge the gift and we already have a pear tree? Why are they together? Partridges don't eat pears. The tree is a nice gift idea, I guess, though it's really hard to plant a tree in winter. Plus you have to take care of bird. Practicality 6/10
2. Two Turtle Doves
More birds. Yep this getting expensive. Plus are they in cage or do I have to buy the cage my self, do turtle doves belong as house pets? Don't get people birds until they explicitly want birds. Gift Idea : 2/10
3. Three French Hens
Please stop getting me birds, Guess I'll just cook them up; that's a mess I'm not doing that. Stop it. Annoyance 10/10
4. Four Calling Birds.
What is that? Either way it's more birds, I don't have room for all these birds. Space 0/10
5. Five Golden Rings
That's a better idea, gold is a good investment and it is pretty, and no feather! Investment idea : 10/10
6.Six Geese a Laying
Geese are mean, and I don't have a pond, what the heck?! Chance of me suing you 10/10
7.Seven Swans a Swimming
Cut it out with the birds like seriously, what in the world! True Love Staus: Maybe we aren't meant to be .
8.Eight Maids a Milking
Is this like cows and I have maids to milk them now? Are you paying for this, because I'm not paying for this. You better have a barn too; I can't keep cows here. Moove those cows!
9. Nine Ladies Dancing
So, is this like a show or do they live here now? I mean, I need to know. is this what the geese and hens for? To feed the nine ladies and eight maids. Entertainment Level 4/10
10. Ten Lords a Leaping
I'm not in England, we don't have lords ; what is this? Again is this a one day gift a permanent one what?
Not In England level 10/10
11. Eleven Pipers Piping
The music is nice, uhh same questions as before too, but it's a least a better thought out. Entertainment Value 10/10
12. Twelve Drummers Drumming
They go nice with the Pipers at least! Uhhh Everyone's going home now right? Musical Selection 8/10
Apparently, the cost of all this stuff is $38,993.59 , could I get that as a gift card instead or something? (News Story)
more after the Jump
Day 1: Song and Christmas Tree. That was nice of them, I guess could have two Christmas trees or something. Yeah sure. Song is nice it's sung by Andy Williams. Andy Williams level 10/10
Day 2 : 2 Candy Canes and Song for the Christmas tree. Wait, the Christmas tree gets songs? Nice ! Also Candy Canes , good idea helps decorate tree. Decorations 7/10
Day 3: Three Boughs of Holly, They are just decorating my house aren't they? That is super nice of them. A little too nice help! Suspicion 9/10
Day 4: Four colored lights . I guess that means it's a set of lights that is 4 colors, that's nice. Yeah, good for the tree.
Tree Lighting 9/10
Day 5: A shining star. Glad the tree gets a star. Tree put together 8/10
Day 6: Little Silver Bells, we can now play Jingle Bells the real way it was intended. Singing a song 9/19.
Day 7: Candles a-glowing: I hope you light the candles when you come in, and bring them on fire that's unsafe. Unless they are battery activated.
Day 8: Gold and silver tinsel: It's going to get all over the place but it's Christmas. Mess : 8/10
Day 9: A guardian angel. That's nice, they are wishing me safe life, that's good kindness level 10/10
Day 10: Some mistletoe. Oooh it's that kind of party. Kissing 11/10
Day 11 Gifts for one and all : Trading gifts time! No Birds yes! No Birds level 10/10
Day 12: All their good wishes : Nice Idea! 10/10
This was my bad attempt at humor. Here's a fun version of the 12 days of Christmas where someone would react the realistically to the gifts. Performed by Frank Kelly. We'll do more 12 days in a week or something., Maybe.
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