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1. A Partridge in a Pear tree
So the Partridge and a pear tree like one gift together, or is the Partridge the gift and we already have a pear tree? Why are they together? Partridges don't eat pears. The tree is a nice gift idea, I guess, though it's really hard to plant a tree in winter. Plus you have to take care of bird. Practicality 6/10
2. Two Turtle Doves
More birds. Yep this getting expensive. Plus are they in cage or do I have to buy the cage my self, do turtle doves belong as house pets? Don't get people birds until they explicitly want birds. Gift Idea : 2/10
3. Three French Hens
Please stop getting me birds, Guess I'll just cook them up; that's a mess I'm not doing that. Stop it. Annoyance 10/10
4. Four Calling Birds.
What is that? Either way it's more birds, I don't have room for all these birds. Space 0/10
5. Five Golden Rings
That's a better idea, gold is a good investment and it is pretty, and no feather! Investment idea : 10/10
6.Six Geese a Laying
Geese are mean, and I don't have a pond, what the heck?! Chance of me suing you 10/10
7.Seven Swans a Swimming
Cut it out with the birds like seriously, what in the world! True Love Staus: Maybe we aren't meant to be .
8.Eight Maids a Milking
Is this like cows and I have maids to milk them now? Are you paying for this, because I'm not paying for this. You better have a barn too; I can't keep cows here. Moove those cows!
9. Nine Ladies Dancing
So, is this like a show or do they live here now? I mean, I need to know. is this what the geese and hens for? To feed the nine ladies and eight maids. Entertainment Level 4/10
10. Ten Lords a Leaping
I'm not in England, we don't have lords ; what is this? Again is this a one day gift a permanent one what?
Not In England level 10/10
11. Eleven Pipers Piping
The music is nice, uhh same questions as before too, but it's a least a better thought out. Entertainment Value 10/10
12. Twelve Drummers Drumming
They go nice with the Pipers at least! Uhhh Everyone's going home now right? Musical Selection 8/10
Apparently, the cost of all this stuff is $38,993.59 , could I get that as a gift card instead or something? (News Story)
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